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12/22/16 | by blogger | Categories: Biography


A dyslexic walked into a bra …

What do you get when the you cross a dyslexic, and agnostic, and an insomniac? … Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

The National Association of Dyslexics, also known as A.N.D.

The satanic dyslexic who sold his soul to Santa.

How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? … 103: 1 to hold the bulb and 102 to read the directions.

Why did the dyslexic cross the road? … To get to Horse Diet

After a trip to the doctor my friends informed me, “It’s bad. I’ve got the big C.”
“Oh no, Cancer?”
“No, Dyslexia.”

Teacher: “You have horrible grammar.”
Dyslexic: “You’ve never even met her.”

First dyslexic cook: “Can you smell gas?”
Second dyslexic cook: “I can’t even smell my own name.”

A dyslexic entered a spelling bee. She came in SALT.

If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.



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