A dyslexic walked into a bra …
What do you get when the you cross a dyslexic, and agnostic, and an insomniac? … Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
The National Association of Dyslexics, also known as A.N.D.
The satanic dyslexic who sold his soul to Santa.
How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? … 103: 1 to hold the bulb and 102 to read the directions.
Why did the dyslexic cross the road? … To get to Horse Diet
After a trip to the doctor my friends informed me, “It’s bad. I’ve got the big C.”
“Oh no, Cancer?”
Teacher: “You have horrible grammar.”
Dyslexic: “You’ve never even met her.”
First dyslexic cook: “Can you smell gas?”
Second dyslexic cook: “I can’t even smell my own name.”
A dyslexic entered a spelling bee. She came in SALT.
If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
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